Beef Connoisseur Prints

"That's not fat- that's gristle!"

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

Pizza-Fed Beef

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They’re real."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."