Beef Connoisseur Prints

"That's not fat- that's gristle!"

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

Pizza-Fed Beef

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"They’re real."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'