Beef Aficionado Prints

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I gotta say...Not a fan of the Angus."

Create Your Own Burger.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Important Food Groups

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Pull the udder one

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Eat Beef

"You're famous, Angus."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

COWMIKAZES

THe UDDER Side

A Palindrome Cow.

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!