Beef Aficionado Prints

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I gotta say...Not a fan of the Angus."

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Please Drove Carefully.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Important Food Groups

"They’re real."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Pull the udder one

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Eat Beef

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

COWMIKAZES

"You're famous, Angus."

A Palindrome Cow.

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'New Barbeque.'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

Family Butcher.