Bovine Aficionados Prints

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"They’re real."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

COWMIKAZES

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

A Palindrome Cow.

'This is a real barnburner.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Cow Pollen

Dear Dairy

Replacements for Extinct Animals

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

Carpet Cows