Bovine Enthusiast Prints

'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'

THe UDDER Side

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

Erratum.

The Silver Turfer.

Things were going smoothly until the waiter offered to place Ralph's napkin for him.

According to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

Downer Cow/Upper Cow; Color

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

It was an impulse buy.

"It's shrinkflation!"

'With the sensitivity you've developed in your fingertips...

Gas Cow

Pull the udder one

"I told you not to force it!"

Cows warning sign

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"A bum steer... Must be from your side of the family."

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

'I think you have me hold the tail just so I won't complain about the fee!'

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

Super Cow

'We have an exit strategy, but you're not going to like it!'

Almost ready Sir!

'You might as well be a cheerful giver, they're going to get it anyhow.'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Bovine Obstetrician.

Folks leaving ONE COW RANCH: 'It's not a cow. it's a steer.'

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'

'Got any cud flavour?'