Tech-savvy Bovine Enthusiast Prints

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

It was an impulse buy.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

COW. JUST COW.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'