Tech-savvy Bovine Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'You two, sort it out!'

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'