Techie Bovine Gifts

Surf and turf

Giraffe Selfie

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Dog playing VR fetch.

Carpet Cows

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"He's a quick learner."

A dog and a robot dog

It was an impulse buy.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

COW. JUST COW.

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"It's shrinkflation!"

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."