Techie Bear Gifts

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

Polly txt speak

One-man band - One-man office

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

The End of the Worker Bees

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Ogle Earth

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

Satellite crashes to earth.

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'Charging station.'

The Grazer App

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

'Someone downloaded a virus only my computer, too!'

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

"I love butt-dialing as a practical joke. It drives him crazy!"

Surf and turf

Batman wearing VR goggles