Tech Enthusiast Bear Gifts

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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