Tech-savvy Bear Fans Gifts

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Great mouser!

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

MLB 2020

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

"VAR ref..!!"

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'Randy needs help! ... But let's putt out first. I don't want to hold up the foursome waiting behind us.'

'Hello, I'm Ealing Broadway.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

Hockey and Cell Phones

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'