Tech-savvy Bear Lover Gifts

'Someone downloaded a virus only my computer, too!'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Giraffe Selfie

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Baby Bear.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Birds with Headphones

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

You have the worst spring breath.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'