Tech-savvy Wolf Lover Gifts

Wolf Email to the Moon

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Giraffe Selfie

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"It's an app."

His Master's Data.

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"He created Bitecoin."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Distracted dog walker.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'