Tech-savvy Wolf Fan Gifts

E-Baying @ The Moon

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Great mouser!

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"First gig in a while?"

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I thought being eaten by wolves would be different."

Hang on – I need to take a photo for proof of delivery.

MLB 2020

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

'I'd like to have his wolf teeth removed.'

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'