Tech-savvy Festive Fan Gifts

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'I already e-mailed you and here's your hard copy.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"First gig in a while?"

Great mouser!

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

Hang on – I need to take a photo for proof of delivery.

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"VAR ref..!!"

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

Hockey and Cell Phones

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'