Techie Santa Fan Gifts

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

For Santa's Drone

Santa leaves his sack behind when skiing down a mountain.

Santa on street corner.

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Boy Clause

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Re-Gifting/Recycling

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Santa Text Exchange

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."