Techie Santa Lovers Gifts

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Text Exchange

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Santa Claus deals with technology

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa deleting his e-mails.

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

Charging Station

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

"I now make deliveries in the off-season too."

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

Santa Takes a Selfie

'I am texting Santa my Christmas list...'