Techie Santa Lovers Pillows

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa Text Exchange

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Charging Station

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

Santa Takes a Selfie

It makes life a little easier!

"Would it be easier if I just ordered online and sent you the bill?"