Digital Santa Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

Santa Text Exchange

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"Christmas is cancelled."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."