Digital Santa Fan Pillows

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

Santa's wash day.

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Everything for a buck.

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit