Digital Santa Fan Pillows

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's wash day.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."