Modern Santa Fans Pillows

For Santa's Drone

Boy Clause

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's wash day.

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Pole dancers

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''