Modern Santa Supporter Pillows

'I already e-mailed you and here's your hard copy.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Pole dancers

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Dear Santa...

Santa's elevator

Christmas Unicorn

Santa emergency stop.

'Deal with it.'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit