Modern Santa Supporter Mugs

'I already e-mailed you and here's your hard copy.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Pole dancers

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

Santa's Second Stringers.

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Dear Santa...

Santa's elevator

Christmas Unicorn

Santa emergency stop.