Tech-savvy Santa Fans Pillows

Santa Takes a Selfie

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

'I am texting Santa my Christmas list...'

Santa's GPS not only tells him the best route to take around the world, but also who's been naughty or nice.

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

Santa Claus deals with technology

"Would it be easier if I just ordered online and sent you the bill?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

For Santa's Drone

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

Boy Clause

That bear is engrossed in something on that phone. It's Winnie the Pooh and Twitter too!

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

Santa Text Exchange

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."