Tech-savvy Santa Fans Mugs

Santa Takes a Selfie

'I am texting Santa my Christmas list...'

Santa's GPS not only tells him the best route to take around the world, but also who's been naughty or nice.

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"Would it be easier if I just ordered online and sent you the bill?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

For Santa's Drone

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Boy Clause

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Santa Text Exchange

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"I've gone to drone delivery."