Tech-savvy Santa Pillows

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Charging Station

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Santa Text Exchange

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'Sorry we don't do 'Pay-as-you-ho' contracts'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

Sat Nativ.

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"I'm going to need the promotion code."

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

"I don't need a book that records people's good and evil deeds. Nowadays I just check social media accounts."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

The Post Of Christmas Present

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

The school has no money for supplies, so take out your cellphone and send a valentine ecard to your neighbor.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

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Celebrations in the chat rooms

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."