Digital Santa’s Helper Pillows

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Text Exchange

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa deleting his e-mails.

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Charging Station