Tech-savvy Santa Fan Pillows

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"Aha! Caught you emailing Father Christmas."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Accept cookies?

"First gig in a while?"

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

For Santa's Drone

Santa on street corner.

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

Boy Clause

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Text Exchange

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'