Tech-savvy Holiday Fan Pillows

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"First gig in a while?"

Great mouser!

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

Twitter followers: Wile Coyote

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

MLB 2020

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"VAR ref..!!"

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."

Amazon Drones

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."