Tech-savvy Fan Pillows

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Accept cookies?

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Milkshake Shortage

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

'Haven't you bought homework off internet yet?'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'Miss Walters, Gerald is attempting to gain access to my answers with malicious code.'

MLB 2020

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."