Technology-loving Santa Admirer Pillows

'I started working out, one thing led to another, and I upgraded the whole operation.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Santa's elevator

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Santa Text Exchange

The Post Of Christmas Present

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Ho Ho Ho.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa deleting his e-mails.

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'