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Santa's elevator

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

Santa tweet

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Ho Ho Ho.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

'Santa, this year, we've got to cancel Christmas! I can't find my nose charger!'

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."