Festive Gadgeteer Pillows

Ho Ho Ho.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"...and if I press this button..."

Santa's elevator

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Castaways at Christmas

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"I just got so sick of the smell of carrots."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

'Santa, this year, we've got to cancel Christmas! I can't find my nose charger!'