Festive Geek Pillows

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'Oh, Christ.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

December Fest

Poinsettia

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"