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Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Oh, Christ.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Elf of the Month

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

December Fest

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Vendo Tree.

'I wrapped it myself !'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"