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'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

'Santa, this year, we've got to cancel Christmas! I can't find my nose charger!'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Santa Claus Searching for Deer

'In an age of GPs, how come you still use a reindeer with a shinny nose to guide your sleigh?'

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"Look Santa...it's my elfie selfie!"

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

Elfie Stick

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"When is it my turn?"

Santa's elevator

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Castaways at Christmas

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Elf Portrait

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

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