Christmas Techie T-Shirts

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Santa's elevator

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

The Grazer App

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

The Post Of Christmas Present

Ho Ho Ho.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

'Santa, this year, we've got to cancel Christmas! I can't find my nose charger!'