Christmas Tech Lovers T-Shirts

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Amazon Drones

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa Selfie Stick

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Ho Ho Ho.

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.

'RECALCULATING!'

"A Santa bot? And you expect kids to believe in you?"

Santa Claus Searching for Deer

"Santa had me install a GPS. How do we keep Rudolph from finding out?"

Claus on the Santa phone.

'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'