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Ho Ho Ho.

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Santa's elevator

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

Santa in a secure grotto.

Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.

'RECALCULATING!'