Tech-savvy Holiday Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Who can we call?"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'It's a letter to Santa...'-'Can you just text him?'

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

Santa's elevator

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

Thanks boss. Jamming our cell phones was the best thing that ever happened to my social life!

Santa Selfie Stick

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

Ho Ho Ho.