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Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Santa's elevator

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Rudolph vents. . . .

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Amazon Drones

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

'Santa, this year, we've got to cancel Christmas! I can't find my nose charger!'

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.