Christmas Tech Fans T-Shirts

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

Santa's elevator

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

Santa Goes Hybrid.

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'It's my re-moat.'

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

"...And use it wisely."

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

"He used to squawk. Now all he does is tweet!"

Ho Ho Ho.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"Christmas is cancelled."

"I thought we were going to a different apple store."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

'Please swipe your gun and then enter your pin number. . .'

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

'RECALCULATING!'

Claus on the Santa phone.

"A Santa bot? And you expect kids to believe in you?"

'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'