Christmas Techie Pillows

"Ha! This year I'm going to send my stuff by e-mail!!"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Santa's elevator

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

Santa Goes Hybrid.

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

Rudolph vents. . . .

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

The Grazer App

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Santa tweet

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."

The Post Of Christmas Present

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers