Sustainable Santa Fan Pillows

Re-Gifting/Recycling

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I noticed a few browns."

Recycling bottle bank.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'