Digital Santa Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

"It's all part of the new normal."

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Text Exchange

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

Santa Claus deals with technology

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

Santa deleting his e-mails.

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

"Christmas is cancelled."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."