Tech-loving Santa Fans Gifts

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

For Santa's Drone

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

Boy Clause

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Text Exchange

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa deleting his e-mails.

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Charging Station

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

Santa Takes a Selfie