Tech-loving Santa Fans Gifts

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Accept cookies?

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

For Santa's Drone

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Boy Clause

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Text Exchange

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Santa Claus deals with technology

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

Charging Station

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.