Tech-savvy Santa Enthusiasts Gifts

Claus on the Santa phone.

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

"Okay Santa. It's time to quit cyber shopping for today!"

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Santa's started franchising out delivery.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

Holiday Greetings

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Santa Text Exchange

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Santa Claus deals with technology

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

"I now make deliveries in the off-season too."

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

Charging Station