Digital Christmas Lover Pillows

Santa Claus Searching for Deer

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Safe Christmas.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and New Technology

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Strategies that will always work

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"Don't you hate the in-flight meal?"

'I reduced with a healthy diet and exercise...it's all in my D.V.D.'

"Damned cyclists."