Digital Christmas Cheerleaders Pillows

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Ice Skater

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Reindeer

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!