Digital Christmas Enthusiasts Pillows

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Strategies that will always work

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

Modern Marriage

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

"Christmas is cancelled."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

Santa Claus Searching for Deer

Claus on the Santa phone.

'I already e-mailed you and here's your hard copy.'

"A Santa bot? And you expect kids to believe in you?"

'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'

"He got a bad review on yelp."