Christmas Cheerleader Pillows

Chill, dude – it's just toys. It's not like you're delivering a vaccine or anything.

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Radio control Santa.

How to believe in yourself.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."

Santa Perusing Naughty List/Nice List While On The Toilet.

'Only one more to go.'

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"My attorney has advised me to not answer any questions regarding my behavior this year."

Father Christmas Playing Golf.

Santa's list - naughty,nice,nice,naughty,nice...

'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

'Oh, come on, Pendleton, where's your Christmas spirit?'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'

"This is my lawyer. He's here to witness the promises you make, which will constitute a verbal contract."

"I'm just sayin', Boss, maybe you should lay off the cookies and milk for a while!"

'Okay, the outfit COULD have shrunk since last year, but not the belt!'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Well it looks like somebody has the Christmas spirit.

"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

Santa on roof foiled by blocked chimney: 'No Junk Mail.'

'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'

Santa Claus Ringing in Peace and Goodwill

"Guaranteed overnight, right?"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'